i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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