I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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