marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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