I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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