their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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