I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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