Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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