i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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