Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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