Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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