I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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