New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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