we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Hippo gnu deer
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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