I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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