This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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