btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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