is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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