I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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