I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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