He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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