Where are you?
In a non slutty way
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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