I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
