ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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