Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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