So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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