SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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