Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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