He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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