I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
