I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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