Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
