I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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