i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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