Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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