we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Green mimosas i think yes
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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