try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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