My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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