do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I forget how to act sober
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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