I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
