So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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