Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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