I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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