and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ugly people sure do ruin things
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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