I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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