I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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