What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Drake has all the answers
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Randomize
