haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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