Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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