wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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