my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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