It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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