East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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