it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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