That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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