i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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