And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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